#11 “So are we gonna sleep or not? You’ve been on that damn phone for 2 hours.”
#12 It’s his chair now.
#13 It’s like he’s pretending to care about your story.
#14 At least he’s not pooping.
#15 He needs some time alone. Ugh.
#16 He looks bored.
#17 Well, I’m out.
#18 “Waiting for you to come home, slave.”
#19 Netflix and chill?
#20 He’s daydreaming again.
