10+ Things Your Cat Is Desperately Trying To Tell You


You may want to take some notes!.

Obviously, we can only guess what our kitties really want from us at any given moment, or what they’re trying so to tell us, but we feel the illustrations below are probably fairly to completely accurate!!

And here they are!

1. Birds are trying to set up a bird colony in your backyard

Also, they say REALLY rude things to you. I’m going to stop them

2. Making your bed is futile because you’re going to mess it up anyway.

And so I’m just gonna get under the covers while you’re making your bed, cool?

3. Your untied shoelaces are dangerous. Even when your shoes aren’t on your feet

I will paw them into submission

4. 3 a.m. is actually wake-up time, and you’ve been doing it wrong forever

What’s your code? I want to set an alarm on your phone. Thanks!

5. Inside my belly exists a button that will end the world. If you rub it, it will end

Do not touch me.

6. The greatest live theatrical experience ever, better than Broadway, is when I knock your stuff off the counter

Don’t you see? I’m trying to expose you to culture.

7. Your computer is putting out some serious radiation, so I must sit on it when you use it…to protect you

Cats are impervious to such things. We like RULED Ancient Egypt. We can handle radiation.

8. The toilet WILL engulf you if I don’t stand and watch when you go to the bathroom

It’s scared of me. That’s why it behaves when I’m piercing it with my watchful eye.

9. No one understands you like I do. Thusly, you should only pay attention to me

Don’t agree? Tell me the last relationship you were 100% happy with. TELL ME.

10. Dogs are responsible for the depletion of the ozone layer.

Punish them with side-eyes.

11. The thing you’re eating is actually mine.

You could give it to me, or I could try desperately to take it from you. How do you want to do this?

What do you think?


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