#11. If you’re not careful, they will find your greatest weakness and exploit it.
#12. Oh, you want a plant? Do yourself a favor right now and forget all about plants. Just forget they exist. It’s easier that way.
#13. What’s yours is theirs, so I hope you like sharing.
#14. FYI: They hate sharing.
#15. Cat toys? Keep ’em.
#16. Fancy cat beds? Keep ’em!
#17. If you ever forget any of these things, your cat might feel compelled to remind you.
#18. And remember, it’s always been this way.
#19. But sometimes we need to remind ourselves.
#20. Let’s not forget what our poor dogs have to endure.
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